I joke because that isn’t a real whale. It is a big dork, but a fake dork. It comes from Scheveningen in the Netherlands. The artist, Dirk Claesen, made it. You can read a bit about it on Wikipedia. My book has a fertility cult, so you can see why I bring up the dork and the many euphemisms. Human males don’t have bones in their boners; other male mammals do. They call the bone a baculum and some say it is Adam’s Rib. The joke in the title mirrors the joke in Crocodile Dundee II and ends with, “this is a harpoon.” This post also has a PETA purpose; more in a later post.