Not Myself Tonight

Before the little blue pill, women had to charm the snake. Man had to see a woman as a sex object; it is how we made babies. Feminist talk about sexual objectification does leave out the obvious; men are just simple critters and women are simply complex. The Big Bang is popular because it shows even intelligent men behave off simple drives. I show Christina Aguilera because she has talent, money, and once played an innocent Mouseketeer. She’s not the first and not the last to perform such a photo-shoot. Is Ellen, the High Priestess of women now that Oprah stepped down? Is it politically correct for a straight man to ask a lesbian for a playbook? Who knows? First base.