Stripping For Treesus


Jesus has some similarity to the fertility gods of old. The Pilgrims wondered in what ways the master manipulators changed the story. Muslims saw the same thing. Emperor Constantine tried to bring the pagan religions into the fold of the first Christians and changed much about the original model that people called Jesus Christ. Before the printing press, Popes could change the bible as they chose. Martin Luther said enough is enough and the first bedrock bibles came into existence to mirror stability of the Muslim Quran. Those who read Joseph Campbell, the researcher of the man’s myths, must see my point. Did Constantine and the Popes shape Jesus into the fertility deity mold or did they scrape away nature?

I see the good in nature and those who believe in Genesis must see God saw his creation as good? Could man understand things like element, molecules, and evolution? No most men are idiots and those idiots think of God as a magic man rather than a superior intellect. In this post, I’m more concerned with the divine stripper in early fertility myths. Inanna, Ishtar, Astarte, Venus, and others make up the divine stripper archetype. Salome means “Peace,” but she gets cast in the vile vixen role. Mary Magdalene takes the divine stripper role when Jesus cleanses her of “seven demons” which parallels the seven veils of Ishtar – Inanna – Astarte.

I show you three striptease artists of Florida film. Gypsy Rose Lee had a role in Wind Across The Everglades. You can see by the poster that the film makes use of archetypes. Demi Moore starred in Striptease, based on Carl Hiaasen’s novel by the same name. Doris Wishman starred a striptease artist in, Blaze Starr Goes Nudist. Sexy is a superpower that can be used for the common good. I gave Paris Hilton in that Golden Ass of hers, in my last post, for other than crass reasons. Yes, she used her head to make money; can’t she use some sexy for another cause.

Hiaasen often if not always features sexy women in a nature cause. I hack my way between Hiaasen, Neil Gaiman, Tim Dorsey, and James Joyce. I’m a hack, but I’m trying not to be.



You Don’t Need To Swallow It All


How àpropos, Linda (Lovelace) Boreman filmed her most famous scenes in Florida – The Penis State (penis has linguistic links to peninsula). People Magazine’s obituary noted her deep regrets; sex tape vixens of more recent years don’t go so deep, even in regrets. My title to this post has multiple meanings; a shallower emotional approach doesn’t hurt so deep. Why not just be in on the gag? Why gag at all, if you don’t want to? Yes going deep gives more stimuli, but if you can’t relax your gag reflex, most guys can understand? A good for you is often a good for me.

They ought to offer Paris Hilton the Dr. Holly Goodhead role if they redo Moonraker. I don’t know if she knew how things would blow up when she blew some wood; if she did, she earned the Goodhead reputation. How many bucks did she make for giving a guy a buck? Maybe she’s got a golden ass, as well. Did she do some tanning at the nudist resort in Florida while filming, The Simple Life? Talk about Richie? Do you think the Hiltons got a cut of the Deep Throat dough? I doubt Lovelace filmed in a Hilton, but maybe there is some lost trivia.

Lovelace’s co-star, Harry Reems, did some work with Doris Wishman, a noted filmmaker in Florida. Paris might have done well in a Wishman film; I’m not sure could handle hairy Harry. I’m all about allusions and Florida trivia. What would Harry Reems, would he ream his wood into in a Hilton if he still could give wood? Wood, he would wood a Hilton; yes, he would. Even in a wood shack out back a Hilton, he would ream that Harry Reams would. Harry would  hammer some wood.

Would Wishman wish to film the ever craning neck of a long-legged Hilton? I would have used a hair raised pick of Paris which exposes the feature that Paris loves to expose, but I’m more concerned with her golden ass. Paris should fire her agent for not getting her a cameo in the Lovelace, you might as well milk it.

I don’t mean to offend; I’m not mean. I’m not Richie either. Anything that makes news makes history and I mean to document history my way.

The Paris Hilton pick comes from Wikimedia by Eva Rinaldi from Sydney Australia

Porn: For The Better Body Image


The fashion industry markets to women and you mostly see tall skinny white women. The porn industry markets to men and you see many flavors and body types. Women should probably think twice before doing porn; but, there is a Sunny Side of Porn (Sunny Lane (lower left) had a radio show by this name). The fashion industry prefers not to put Sunny Lane’s body type onto their runways. I’ve mentioned Bridgette Powers and Chyna before, but I’m sure many fail to realize the rarer sights; in which, porn embraces;

Vanessa Del Rio has a big clitoris. Women may have issues with their large clitoris but look at Vanessa’s long career ask yourself about how many loved this feature. I ran into Vanessa Del Rio while researching Doris Wishman and wondered how her porn career affected racial issues. Men can get over most anything when it comes to — getting off.

Did white women vote with big butts vote for Obama because many black men like big booty? Who knows, but I’m sure many can see it as plausible.

I put Misty Stone here because there are many big boobs in porn, but many have small breasts. Porn is racially diverse but you do see bias in breast size.  in my opinion, breast size only matters because breasts act as a femininity symbol. You also can find women of various ages. Men accept. Do women? Am I promoting porn? No, I just think you can learn from anything.

Defend The Titties


Feminists and male chauvinists unite; not quite. I’m sure many guys might go to war in an act of chivalry or machismo to free Amina from burka bondage. Does FEMEN  want such help? I have no idea; they may want to lure you into a trap to cut the wick from the Wicker Man. FEMEN hates Catholics and Muslims equally. They also hate the sex industry, so “free will” strippers may even need to beware. Besides, men might no longer have a wick to light.

Pussy Riot is free; they still hate Putin and the state-run Church.

The top right pic shows a protest in California to give women the freedom to expose their breasts wherever men do.

I have no real problem with the right to bare breasts, but you devalue those attention givers by stopping the “hide the goodies” game. Will PETA’s fight for puppies get harmed by the fight to free the puppies (euphemism for the breasts for those in the not know).

I will say it once again, the way these women use their breasts proves they consider their breasts sexual objects to exploit for cash or cause. It makes the objectification and exploitation talk seem irrational. I can’t list all the women who have used their sexy to rise in social status because it has happened so many times. I’m sure many might think some in these photos are models looking for jobs. For all we know some may be. Create hype – gain success.

I put the Eyes Without a Face reference from my last post to make one point. Do strict Muslims have a safe word that allows women to get relief. I’m for religious freedom, but I’m also for women to choose their freedom. Some images disturb.

I stand in the middle on most issues. I’m a disciple of “Doubting Thomas.” I’m registered as Independent. I may have gained misanthrope status because I hate those who drive me insane. Feminists sound rational on many issues, but they also sound irrational on others. An accident in conception may have given me a penis and testosterone, but it means I’m naturally drawn to sexual images of women. Are Lesbians the only ones allowed to have fondness for the female body?

My title is a joke. “Defend yourself from the mammaries of mass destruction,” may be more apt. I apologize for the humor on serious issues, but I use it in defense of what is left of my sanity.

Do Women Want Freedom?


Feminists, here in the US, send out a very confusing message. The eyes without a face in strict Muslim community does disturb me. Do women in the US feel exploited or do they feel free? When a woman participates in a topless protest; she objectifies herself. Guys have little choice in what arouses them. Women obviously want to control what men think, but turning on is a lot easier than turning off. Men know our minds react to breasts. We don’t have a clue about women. Why shouldn’t men call Feminists irrational if they see an unclear message? Do you want truth or lies?

I think most men will find the redhead, in the second picture, attractive. I notice she’s not rail thin, but I doubt many men care and many prefer. Do women cage each other in the body image wars? Well, duh.  Look at a porn site, men like most everything. Men are dogs, with half way decent training, women might like us. Women are cute but hard to train cats that will snap at us for calling them cute.

Eyes Without A Face (Les yeux sans visage) is a splatter film. Billy Idol sings a song by that name; he does a good Rebel Yell. Feminists need to rebel yell with a clearer voice. I just want my sanity back. I’ve seen how a cat plays with a lizard? Cats are awfully evil creatures that for some reason many of us love, but don’t understand why.

The second image came from Wikimedia and had the following info:

Date    3 July 2007, 14:19
Source    Saraiawen and Moredhel
Author    Michel van de Wiel from Arnhem, Netherlands


Katy Perry Needs To Kiss A Bunny


I think even the cats know they caught magic. I’m sure Betty and Bunny didn’t need to fake a smile. They knew. Hugh Hefner knew. Many modern pop stars need to give thanks for this photo shoot. The fashion industry should put up monuments. I’m sure many men have erected a person monument, but we probably should give them something more lasting. Modern Feminists should give praise; I’m sure some f the older Feminists will just grouse about the male monuments. I search for Florida icons and I can see why all four deserve a high place on my list. I love that Bunny Yeager included herself in this photo-shoot because she made a bit of history. I’m also glad Betty Page lived long enough to see appreciation for her classier photos.

Mythology shows the link between women and cats in various cultures. So don’t consider it just crass when I call this one of the greatest pussy shoots ever. The bunny is associated with the Roman, goddess Flora. Etymology links Florida with Flora and it also links peninsula with penis. So this photo-shoot fittingly took place in the Penis state, we call Florida. Rome might want to erect a monument, too.


Bunnies on Pagan Island


Women who like to show off their sexy should give thanks to the Bunnies. If you read about Pre-Code Hollywood; you will see how Catholics put the lock-down on feminine wiles. Bunny Yeager put forth her belief that women like to feel sexy and with her camera she helped spin forth more Bunnies. You know some of them as Playboy Playmates. Yes, some come with way too much plastic but I don’t think you should blame her for how far the pendulum swings. Yeager and B-Movie makers in Florida gave women the option to bust out their busts. Some women don’t want to be a nun, unless they get to be a very dirty nun.

One Bunny discovered by this camera wielding Bunny never made it to Playboy and only went by the name Bunny, as an alias; you will find Allison Louise Downe went by Bunny Downs. I suspect she had a brain and enjoyed cutting apart dumber Bunnies. She wrote Blood Feast and other gore girl movies. Downe also appeared in Bunny Yeager’s Nude Camera. You will also find Downe in Doris Wishman’s nudie flicks. Yeager and Wishmen shared the same (I don’t care if you forgive the obvious pun) titty pool.

Yeager’s artistic eye probably didn’t care for the B-Movie game which was mostly B for business and B for Bad. Her work as casting director for Pagan Island may have aided her career by honing her recruitment skills. Even many straight women will enjoy one particular pussy shoot.


Tits For Cash Or Cause


Rational versus irrational feminism. Tits do talk. PETA knows this and so do these protesters. Both men and women react to tits. The protesters on the right come from FEMEN.ORG. Breasts also make money; the movie combo on the left depicts a grab for cash. One part of the male mind just smiles because it gets to see something which gets hidden. American feminists often post some irrational things to the male mind. I can understand the business decision to expose yourself and this method of protest, but some feminists backtrack into feminism past and  complain about sexual objectification. I wish more feminists will realize the mixed messages from people calling themselves feminists.

Pussy Riot (Russia), Amina Tyler (Tunisia) and other women have gotten arrested for their activism. I understand their tits better than American tits. The latter often say, “look but don’t look.” Some will bash for use of words like tits. Does it really matter what word I use? Please have mercy on this poor male mind. Women often confuse the heck out of me. If you hate me for calling some of you irrational, so be it. I’m sure some understand.

The exploitation films made in Florida enter the equation of my own project. Many of the same women appear in these various films. Allison Louise Downe from the Goldilocks and the Three Bares will feature in a future post.


And The Tits For Free


I’ve been doing posts on exploitation and my news reader pops up a tweet from Miley Cyrus. She tweeted her support @freethenipple and the coming documentary. Some women want the right to expose their breasts, as they see fit. Women have exploited the male mind for centuries, so I’m sure many guys can see perks in this cause. Europeans may have less obsession for the breast, but they still have a healthy appetite. Scientists recently tracked the eyeballs of both men and women; both react to the same sex objects. Breasts and hips have always symbolized women; they are sex objects. Even castration may not change how men see women.

Americans may get more European; eventually, but a change in our “hide the goodies” culture will cause some temporary upheaval. Someone might run over granny while eyes peer at newly ripe pears. Sometimes you have to accept the nature of the beast.

Davee Decker (left) starred in Doris Wishman’s (right), Diary of a Nudist. I added the dollar sign pasties, but I’m sure both of these ladies saw $, too. If Miley wants to avoid the hypocrite and tease label; I’m sure many will take some free peeks. I’m curious, will strippers have to up the ante if women on the street start giving free peeks? Will the economy shift, if dollars drop out of G-strings?.


Double Oh My!


Yes, this little old lady sent out these mammaries of mass destruction to blow men’s minds. I’m guessing Double Oh My is the bra size because Double D seem inadequate.

I think my fictional carnival will get renamed the Doris Wishman Film Festival. She’s the one on the right. I have several reasons to allude to these ladies. Both have connections to Florida. Wishman is often compared to Ed Wood, so she has an indirect Johnny Depp connection. Chesty obviously deviates from the norm, so she fits the freak category. Wishman’s use of predominantly female casts, also fits. I’m not sure how I will allude to Chesty, but she seems allusion worthy.