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Yes, this little old lady sent out these mammaries of mass destruction to blow men’s minds. I’m guessing Double Oh My is the bra size because Double D seem inadequate.

I think my fictional carnival will get renamed the Doris Wishman Film Festival. She’s the one on the right. I have several reasons to allude to these ladies. Both have connections to Florida. Wishman is often compared to Ed Wood, so she has an indirect Johnny Depp connection. Chesty obviously deviates from the norm, so she fits the freak category. Wishman’s use of predominantly female casts, also fits. I’m not sure how I will allude to Chesty, but she seems allusion worthy.