What do you call the dog of a PETA person? A lucky dog. If you believe in the ethical treatment of animals; you have to let humping dogs hump. Do you have the right to not let Humpy hump?
I fear Batman may one day start singing soprano? Christian Bale makes his dog eat vegan. What happens when a pit bull hears the call of nature and wants some meat? Batman might lose his sausage and meatballs. If Batman has a big dog; he might need to allow Humpy to have a happy ending.
I have another PETA conundrum in my book. I allude to Pamela Anderson, but I would prefer a PETA person from Florida. Two PETA Fox’s grew up here, but I don’t think either is iconic enough. Iconic people say something about an era and my book examines eras. If I expanded my last post to show how a Pirate from 1669 might see a Lettuce Lady; you might get a better idea of what I am attempting. The term, “buccaneer” is related to the term, “barbeque.” I’m not sure how a pirate would deal with Vegan Batman, but I’m sure the Lettuce Ladies would get a generous helping of meat. Culture does not make a quick and uniform change. You can ask people to think, but radical change often leads to new problems.
Megan Fox (left) Jorja Fox (right) Korean wolves (bottom) all images from Wikipedia.